Big Baby Brown's Boston Tea Party!

By "Flutie Grogan"

Regular Season 2120 (Boston, MA) - Just announced over the weekend, acting AGM, Addam Brown, has been offered the GM position for the New England Patriots.

'Well, the long and short of it is that it's an honor. To be honest, I didn't talk to Jean much when I first signed on, but I always figured it was because of some Mission Impossible/Pink Panther sort of deal. Heh, I bet Mark over at Baltomore-gate will try to tell you that Jean was never real and I was just a master of re-running old Lou Holtz footage. I know a little photoshop but making Jean look like Lou...Jean had too long of a history here for that to happen. I'm sure he'll take a break from the mai-tai's after my first victory over Baltimore and give me a call.'

'On a serious note, I'm excited about the direction this club is going. We're rebuilding our defense while keeping leadership of guys like Kennedy and Johnson around. On Offense, WR Jones and FB Smith try to get the young guys up to speed while Olaf keeps the line firing on all cyinders and Simpson starts to come into his own. Overall, I know we have a ways to go, but I don't think we're as far out as most people think.'

There are a lot of people in New England counting on Brown to uphold the legacy left by Jean Lefebvre. This is one reporter who hopes he doesn't let us down.

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