BREAKING NEWS: Bengals AGM Quits! Or was he fired?

Remley declines to talk much about it at press conference
By "Who Dey"

Off-Season 2190 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals today, amid rumors from various galactic sports outlets, were forced to concede that assistant GM Lee Patterson was no longer with the team.

Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley found himself besieged with questions at the Bengals annual pre-draft press conference. Not about the draft, but about the whereabouts of his missing assistant.

'It is true, Lee Patterson is no longer working for the Bengals organization,' Remley was forced to admit after the questions would never cease. 'It was a mutual parting, and we wish him the best in his future endeavors.'

The questions persisted, however. Was Patterson fired? Was there a power struggle? Did he flirt too much with the cheerleaders? Was he visited by someone named Guido in the middle of the night?

'Enough!' Remley snapped finally. 'The last thing I want to do at a press conference is answer a bunch of questions!'

As the leader of the Bengals stormed out, the media was left to speculate on what happened to Lee Patterson.

More information will be forthcoming as it becomes available.

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