SWA disses Bengals quarterback
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2238 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals organization was up in arms today as they learned that QB Kenny Smith did not get MVP as voted by the Sports Writers Association.

'Kenny was robbed!' halfback Scott Gary said. 'The league puts him on Page One and he's not the MVP? You know what I'm sayin'? Look at him over there. They killed Kenny. The *censored*!'

Defensive tackle Danny Pruitt, all six foot six of him, leaned over all the sportswriters and expressed his displeasure.

'Dude from Miami?' Pruitt snapped. 'Please. We sent him and the rest of them back to the beach, man. I planted him in the turf several times. Dude was cryin' for his momma. Geez.'

While GM 'Trader' Lee Remley got his second straight General Manager of the Year award and the 14th of his illustrious career, the team's focus in OTAs was on the dissing of their QB, as the players put it.

'Y'all just don't know football,' linebacker Don Hooks said, shaking his huge head in dismay.