Green Bay fined an undisclosed amount by league

USAFL determined Packers tried to circumvent league rules
By "Chuck E Cheese"

Off-Season 2267 (Green Bay) - The Green Bay Packer were fined an undisclosed amount, believed to be two deflated footballs and some jock straps to be named later, by the USAFL for falsely advertising some players for trade to the league when the action was questioned by USAFL analyst Adam Schefter XVI.

Packers super fan and notorious drunkard Carl Gerbschmidt was critical of his management once again when hearing of this. 'I told you Thul was a fraud!' he sent via social media Brainload from his palatial trailer estate way outside the Green Bay city limits where he remains under house arrest. 'Despite the fact we won three Sundbys in a row. We should win every year! Only an idiot would try to trade guys that are free agents! Believe me, idiots would know!'

Of course, the infamous Gerbschmidt was killed on social media after that, but paid it no mind. 'They're all Vikings fans anyway,' he replied.

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