LB David Breech signs FP5 contract By "Allen Wilson VI"
Pre-Season 2279
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced that LB David Breech has signed an FP5 contract paying him boat loads of duckets for the rest of his professional football life. 'They won't get me for breach of contract on this one!' a corny Breech told reporters. 'I'm guessing you guys will have fun with your headlines and bylines on this one, huh? Breech breaches deal, or Breech won't breach contract, or Breech signs FP deal but puts his britches on one leg at a time like everyone else, or Breech is the coolest dude on the planet, or Breech signs FP deal even though the Bills can't seem to win the big one anymore. That kinda stuff.'
Pre-Season 2279
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced that LB David Breech has signed an FP5 contract paying him boat loads of duckets for the rest of his professional football life. 'They won't get me for breach of contract on this one!' a corny Breech told reporters. 'I'm guessing you guys will have fun with your headlines and bylines on this one, huh? Breech breaches deal, or Breech won't breach contract, or Breech signs FP deal but puts his britches on one leg at a time like everyone else, or Breech is the coolest dude on the planet, or Breech signs FP deal even though the Bills can't seem to win the big one anymore. That kinda stuff.'