Ravens Franchise "Snoopy" Schultz

Big Dog Set to Lead the Line
By "Loc Emin"

Off-Season 2287 (Baltimore, MD) - With the fifth pick of the 2284 draft, a pick Baltimore spent a lot of capital to move up to, the Ravens selected OL Eddie 'Snoopy' Schultz. Schultz, a distant relative of comic strip 'Peanuts' creator Charles Schultz, will receive a guaranteed $8 million per season for the rest of his career.

'Snoopy has been all that we've asked for,' beamed GM Mark Thul. 'That 2284 draft was full of amazing talent. While I'm sure we won't be the only team franchising a player this year, I'm certainly glad that we landed Eddie.'

Just entering his fourth year in the league, Schultz has delivered on his promising potential and is set to anchor the Ravens line for years to come.

'I'm just excited to have long-term security in a great franchise,' exclaimed Schultz. 'I didn't expect they'd make me their top off-season priority, but it's nice to be valued.'

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