Franchise Decision Surprising No One

Braxton Given Tag
By "Harl Curbschmidt"

Off-Season 2316 (Titletown, WI) - Surprising no one, Green Bay announced today that Carl Braxton has earned the franchise tag, keeping him in Green Bay for the extent of his career.

After signing the franchise agreement, Braxton simply smiled and said he was looking forward to sacking Vikings, Bears, 49ers, and Lions QBs for the rest of his career.

Green Bay stated 'Braxton follows in a long line of superior defensive line players here. He's a wonderful leader for the defense, for our community, and he'll return us to the playoffs and championships to come.'